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As the lone Maintenance Curmudgeon here at The Little Flower Ranch, Waystation & Vortex, my characters often must wait to find out what's going to happen to them next while I do something likely to involve hand tools, heavy lifting, and swearing.

I have developed the ability to absorb medicinal doses of constructive criticism and believe reasoned, artistic/technical discourse can offer intriguing new perspectives. Who couldn't use some of that, right?

Issues with my grammar and syntax, matters regarding my language and flagrantly colloquial use of it, and/or concerns about my mental health may be directed here.


My secretary will collate and file by month and year until I can bring the full weight of my scrutiny to bear upon your thoughtful words. I will likely intend to respond. So, you know... hold on to that.

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