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As the lone Maintenance Curmudgeon here at The Little Flower Ranch, Waystation & Vortex, my characters often must wait to find out what's going to happen to them next while I do something likely to involve hand tools, heavy lifting, and swearing.

Issues with my grammar and syntax, matters regarding my language and flagrantly colloquial use of it, and/or concerns about my mental health may be directed here.        ▼


My secretary will collate and file by month and year until I can bring the full weight of my scrutiny to bear upon your thoughtful words. I will likely intend to respond. So, you know… hold on to that.

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